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【合金装备同人】what if:TB生活在现代01-06

警示内容:这是一个引领者生活在当代的au
cp向暂定ts/tb
大量ooc和私设以及语病语法问题
一个只构建在合金装备3食蛇者上的同人

01 movie night
TB:*holding video disks*Okay,let us do this in democratic way. A Fistful of Dollars for mil——
kid Ocelot&TS:*rising hand*A Fistful of Dollars!!!A Fistful of Dollars!!!
TB:…
TB:Fine,in communism way, Pearl Harbour.

ps:A Fistful of Dollars* 荒野大镖客 西部片
Pearl Harbour*珍珠港

02.Name

kid Ocelot:I gonna change my name daddy.
TS:What’s that son?
kid Ocelot:The Great World First Miaow Prince!
TS:*ROTFL*
TS:Boss,ya definitely wanna hear this——What's that name again son?
kid Ocelot:The Great World First Miaow Prince!
kid Ocelot:*Miaow*
kid Ocelot:I wanna this name mama!Now!
TB:*Throwed all japanese animated disks and spanked his bottom*
TB:You are going to thanks me a lot,son.

ps:The Great World First Miaow Prince*世界第一喵王子殿下

03NameⅡ

Ocelot:*darting*
TB:What's your code name, new senion captain?
Ocelot:I told you mil times boss,john just told you once,that is——
TS:*From another room*The Great World First Mia——
Ocelot:*Roaring and darting to the other room*Cut your togue SORROW!
TB:That was a fine name ,I should let it happen.
Ocelot:*facepalm*Mom no,not again. I was FIVE!
TB:Sure your highness,The Miaow Prince.

04 What if the sorrow explosion his shirt evertime he use necromancy.

He becomes to the one who has very few clothes but spent most on it. And this explain why he loves cloak that much.

TB:We need to talk sorrow, about your battle damage.
TB:Immediately.

ps:注明,在游戏里ts在使用死灵术的时候会碎眼镜片。

05Black Friday

The Boss was the mother who use fighting technique to fill-up shopping trolley with ifant foods and uses on black friday

…in the third month of her preguancy.

ps:Black Friday 黑五,美国的双十一购物狂欢日

06Accent

For a long time,the Boss was the one who spoke russian idiomatically, cuz the Sorrow and Ocelot were so indulge in imitate southern accent and use these proverbs form western film. 

tbc

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